Her cousin decided to kidnap her on her wedding night. He gathered the men and said to them, “Coffee of war,” an expression meaning that the coffee would be passed around to those who drank it—whoever drank it participated in the war, and whoever did not drink it was exempt.
His brother was sitting there, and the waiter offered it to the first man, who refused, as did the second and third. His brother then said Default Thumbnail

Her cousin decided to kidnap her on her wedding night. He gathered the men and said to them, “Coffee of war,” an expression meaning that the coffee would be passed around to those who drank it—whoever drank it participated in the war, and whoever did not drink it was exempt. His brother was sitting there, and the waiter offered it to the first man, who refused, as did the second and third. His brother then said

وقرر ابن عمها أن يخطفها ليلة زفافها، وجمع الرجال وقال لهم "قهوة حرب" وهذا تعبير معناه أن القهوة ستدور على الشاربين، فمن يشرب سيشارك في الحرب ومن لا يشرب فهو مستكف، وكان أخوه جالساً، ومدّ الساقي على الأول فرفض وكذلك الثاني والثالث فقال أخوه

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Al-bad’a

البدع

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Someone described his wife, who had been married to two men before him

قال احدهم يصف زوجته التي تزوجت باثنين قبله

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One of them circumcised his four sons and celebrated with a rooster, so the poet said sarcastically

أحدهم قام بختان أولاده الأربعة وأولم بديكٍ فقط فقال الشاعر ساخراً

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And a poet mocking his wife said

وقال شاعر يهجو زوجته

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A pot whose wife left him said

وقال شاعر هجرته زوجته

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Among the things said about women

ومما قيل في النساء

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And another one said wishing for a wife

وقال آخر يتمنى زوجة

Someone saw a black slave committing adultery with a woman in exchange for a watermelon, so he said Default Thumbnail

Someone saw a black slave committing adultery with a woman in exchange for a watermelon, so he said

رأى أحدهم عبداً أسود يفعل الفاحشة مع امرأة مقابل بطيخة فقال

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